Helmet Head

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As many of you know, I love my new helmet. It is much cooler than the ugly orange one I had to wear as a student. I am very excited to wear this new helmet in public. Maybe even next shift if I’m lucky.

I’d also love if my helmet came with a box of crayons because I happen to love drawing. Take that Chris! 😀

I think my love of helmets is best demonstrated in a free form technicolor poem.

So here goes.

Ode to My Helmet

I love my helmet because:

When a drunk guy crashes his van into a hydro pole,

And his temporal artery squirts blood in my face,

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My helmet protects my mouth from a salty snack.

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I love my helmet because:

When the firefighters have to use their saws-all,

And my protective blanket is only big enough for my patient,

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My helmet protects me from needing new eyes. 

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I love my helmet because:

When I wake up for a 3 am call,

And I look like sh*t,

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My helmet turns me into Robomedic.

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I love my helmet because:

When I’m working on the highway in an ice storm,

And we run out of kitty litter,

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My helmet keeps me alert and oriented x4.

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I love cute helmets.

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I love X-ray helmets.

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I lovvve when you wear your bicycle helmet.

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I love turtle helmets.

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I love cool helmets.

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I love hair-accommodating helmets.

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I love eco-friendly helmets.

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I love smiling helmets.

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I love helmets that think they’re invisible.

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I love multi-purpose helmets. 

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I love scooter-fail helmets.

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I even love edible helmets.

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I love helmets that join the army.

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I love really strong helmets.

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I love really, really fast helmets.

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I love creepy helmets.

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I love my helmet because:

When everything is really loud,

And I’m trying to take your blood pressure,

I can kind of hear my stethoscope.

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I love my helmet because:

When I’m working on the highway,

And a drunk driver hits me with his car,

I can remember to sue the f*cker.

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I love my helmet because:

It helps me take care of you,

When you forget to wear yours.

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The End.

Take care of yourself out there 🙂

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